10 Ways Of Highly Effective Engg Teachers !!!

You know your an Engineering teacher when ...
1) Your tiffin suddenly looks more interesting than the text book .

2) Your favourite dialogue is ," blah..blah..blah..and ....Your submission is tomorrow !! "

3) 2nd favourite " I will answer that tomorrow...now..moving on..."

3) Hehee..3rd favourite : " You ...stand up...sit down ..stand up...sit down ...Grr..Why are u'll sleepy !! "

4) " Phaiiyoo Point Someone " is Five Point Someone ..

5) I have completed the syllabus (period) . Now you can laugh...

6) You need not worry about the mathematical complexities ...It's out of syllabus. I know ...bahut haavvvy( heavy) ho raha hai na !!

7) Uday Raj Singh Broca , all the fours of you stand up !

8) Godse..Bakshi ..No..No...Refer To foreign author !!!

9) Christ..its the Q/A session of the seminar ... Ok...how is it used in India ...and how can you apply in the field of edge-yu-cation ?

10) Attendance !!! phew !!
I will rid ..u wil rid ..we all will rid .. OK !!

Fact Or Fiction ...

Hey , is ur God married ?? And doesn't he have children ?? Wasn't the man seated next to Him , actually a woman ?? And wasnt he a drunkard ...because he said "Take this wine ..and share it amongst you " ??

I would first like to thank Mr.Dan Brown for creating such a big confusion ...amongst both ....I would categorically say...Christians and Non-Christians ...Thanks , because both of these groups are actually purchasing "The Bible" and making an effort to read it !! One of my friends , actually downloaded the entire Bible , and printed it ...during exam time !!
All over the world , starting from the Pope , to the lowest of the clergy members ...got so affected by the entire episode ...that there were ..I would say ..Christian FAQ sessions all over ..trying to sort out the misunderstanding created by this book .

I mean ..what the heck !! Anyone who has read the authors previous books ...one of them is .. Angels And Demons ..would have known how the author twists the story so much ...and generates one story from another ..and in the end ...abruptly wraps it up .So ?? It's purely a work of fiction !! The author however , begs to differ , saying that ..all the information is purely factual !!
Ok..heres an example ... The part where ..the Last Supper incident happened ...Jesus took a cup of wine , lifted it up and said " This is my blood .Take it and drink it all of you ." Here , wine is the symbol of blood ...that He was going to shed ...on His Cross for His people ..All throughout the Bible ..wine is used as a symbol of a covenant made between God and His people .

Sounds different ??
Yes..it sure does !! Christianity ...the religion.. is a way of life .It tells you how to love ...how to share ...how to be good human beings ..It tells you how to deal with everyday life situations ..It tells you ..to be humbled ..as there is a mightier force above you ..who does things for you .So does every other religion...Did Dan Brown forget to mention that ?